1 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,083 This is the Raipur center of the national radio service. 2 00:00:32,541 --> 00:00:35,708 This song has been requested by... 3 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:39,333 Bade Baba, Chote Baba, Aarti and Tuntu from Sarangarh. 4 00:00:39,416 --> 00:00:46,166 Tell me, oh, stranger Are you a saint or a magician? 5 00:00:46,416 --> 00:00:53,416 I am none of those I am a merchant of dreams 6 00:00:54,166 --> 00:01:00,791 Oh, merchant Let's make a deal 7 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:07,125 Trade your heart with mine 8 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:11,250 Trade your heart with mine 9 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:26,083 Trade your heart with mine 10 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:56,833 Who's that? 11 00:03:17,375 --> 00:03:19,583 Our family has been guarding the DFO for two generations 12 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:21,125 but this fool is giving it up! 13 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:24,458 And all this for paan and tobacco! 14 00:03:24,833 --> 00:03:25,916 Yuck! 15 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,166 Greasy quick lime and tobacco... 16 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,625 Yuck! Yuck! 17 00:03:38,041 --> 00:03:40,333 And what did we get for two generations of our service? 18 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:42,291 People in the town don't even know our names. 19 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:43,791 What? 20 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,708 What do you mean? 21 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:49,125 All the rangers, even senior officers, treat me with respect. 22 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,958 That's because you guard the DFO. 23 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:52,416 Do you have your own identity? 24 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,083 Please let me build mine. 25 00:05:17,916 --> 00:05:21,250 Congratulations, Billu! Your dream has come true. 26 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:22,625 Thank you, Mr. Dinesh. 27 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,291 It's all because of you. 28 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:28,458 If Rahmatullah's tea stall can make 500 rupees a day at this spot 29 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:31,333 a paan shop is just going to kill it! 30 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,708 -Okay? -Yes, okay. 31 00:06:18,166 --> 00:06:24,250 CHAMAN BAHAAR PAAN SHOP 32 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:35,416 With stars wrapped around your body 33 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:40,833 My beloved Where are you going? 34 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:58,750 Hey! 35 00:06:59,083 --> 00:07:00,208 Mr. Retro Music! 36 00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:02,208 Who are you, daddy? 37 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,166 I think he has lost his mind. 38 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,958 He looks like a drug peddler. 39 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,958 Billu, that's my name. 40 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:15,708 That's an interesting name. 41 00:07:15,791 --> 00:07:17,916 But Rahmatullah got his advance from... 42 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,666 Rahmatullah was paid by Dinesh Lal from Bazaarpada. 43 00:07:20,791 --> 00:07:22,458 Yeah, he's transferred it to me. 44 00:07:22,541 --> 00:07:23,708 I've picked up his loan. 45 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:24,916 You've picked it up? 46 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:27,708 Now put it down. 47 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,541 What's so funny? 48 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:32,750 Daddy, just like poor old Rahmatullah, this shop's run out of time. 49 00:07:32,833 --> 00:07:37,125 This road is now a widow, no lovers, no husbands! 50 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,625 Widow? 51 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,083 Numb nuts! The town has changed. 52 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:42,958 Lormi is no longer a part of Bilaspur. 53 00:07:43,041 --> 00:07:44,500 It's now a part of the Mungeli district. 54 00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:45,625 What? 55 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:48,250 The crazy traffic... 56 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,416 and customers on this road were people going to the court in Bilaspur. 57 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,208 Now that this road is a part of the Mungeli, 58 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,208 -this road is useless. -Absolutely useless! 59 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:57,916 And now? 60 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,083 Now grab your shield and become Captain America! 61 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:03,750 Rush to the Bazaarpada whack that Dinesh Lal with your shoe. 62 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:05,708 That advice deserves four mint candies. 63 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:22,166 LORMI MUNICIPAL CORPORATION WELCOMES YOU 64 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:29,416 How would I know that they're going to change the district limits? 65 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,083 I understand. 66 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:36,833 Just help me out, so that I can settle Mr. Chopra's bill and shut my shop. 67 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:41,458 I don't mind helping you, Billu. 68 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:45,000 But I've just taken a loan and I need to pay it back. 69 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:50,375 And my brother is absolutely useless! 70 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,458 He's lost a fortune in gambling. 71 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,083 I just got him a new paan shop. 72 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:58,041 Where's this shop? 73 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,125 On Mungeli road. 74 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:02,708 You mean the new road with all the traffic? 75 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:06,250 You knew about the change, that's the reason you conned me! 76 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:11,208 Billu, come let's have dinner! 77 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,416 Hey, Billu! 78 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,416 Billu, listen to me! 79 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,750 Here comes the famous paan vendor of Lormi! 80 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:28,000 How many paans did you sell today? 81 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:31,291 Does the whole town recognize you already? 82 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:33,166 -Hello, Mr. Jitendra! -Hello. 83 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,958 That's my beloved son. 84 00:09:37,833 --> 00:09:40,125 He quit his job because he was scared of a bear! 85 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:41,666 -What? -You heard it! 86 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,791 He has ruined our family name. 87 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:49,041 Back in the day, we used to walk the tiger reserves barefoot. 88 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,916 Sir, jungle cats don't scare me. 89 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:52,416 But these bears are perverts! 90 00:09:52,541 --> 00:09:54,500 I've heard so many weird stories... 91 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,083 of people losing their virginity to these bears! 92 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,916 -What nonsense! This is rubbish! -It's a fucking excuse! 93 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:03,458 He wants the whole town to know his name. 94 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,250 Bloody slicker. 95 00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:07,458 Listen to me... 96 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:10,750 people who forget their roots have no future! 97 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:15,708 Please help me. 98 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:18,916 They've transferred me to Naringi! 99 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:22,416 -I've longed for love from my children. -I'll help you. 100 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,250 -I've suffered a lot. -I'm Ramayan Yadav... 101 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:26,875 guard to the Head DFO office! 102 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:29,125 My word is final! 103 00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:31,333 Uncle, you're drunk again. 104 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,500 I'm really stressed. 105 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:35,958 This paan shop-- 106 00:10:36,916 --> 00:10:38,708 -Do you chew tobacco? -No. 107 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,125 That's great. 108 00:10:40,541 --> 00:10:41,625 Have a drink. 109 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,291 Take this. 110 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,250 Put this up in the shop. 111 00:10:57,166 --> 00:10:59,750 Goddess Laxmi will bless you. 112 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,750 Come help me, once you're done up there. 113 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,291 Where did you keep it? 114 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,125 Sir, I'll need some more. 115 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,666 Get me a cigarette please. 116 00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:22,000 Who's moving in, sir? 117 00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:23,750 The new sub-engineer. 118 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:25,958 What's this shit? 119 00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:27,625 Don't you have a Marlboro? 120 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:30,583 Business is on a downslide due to the change in maps, sir. 121 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,500 -Earlier-- -Give me a light. 122 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,875 Couldn't they get a house in the city? 123 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,625 Mind your own business! 124 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,500 BEWARE OF THE DOG 125 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,333 Dad, I want a chocolate. 126 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,750 -Finish your tea. -Later. 127 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:25,875 Hello. 128 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,041 Do you have milk chocolates? 129 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:31,083 No, sir. The business is on a downslide. 130 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,541 They've changed the map, it's-- 131 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,166 One cigarette please. 132 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:49,250 A pack of tobacco please. 133 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:54,833 -What a chick bro! -She's hot! 134 00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:56,791 -She wears half-pants! -They're called shorts. 135 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,166 What a chick, bro! 136 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,875 She rides like the wind. 137 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:57,791 What's her name? 138 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,041 She speaks English? 139 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,625 Yeah, she's from Bilaspur city. And she wears shorts! 140 00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,375 -She's a hot piece of ass! -Mind your language, prick! 141 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:09,666 Why? 142 00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,833 Is she your sister? 143 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:13,833 She's your sister-in-law! 144 00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:16,041 -Damn you! -What are you doing? 145 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,166 Hey! What's this ruckus? 146 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:20,791 Hey, Iron Man, pack up and fly home. 147 00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:22,916 Your mum's drunk and she's whacking your dad again. 148 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:25,916 I'm issuing a warning in public interest. 149 00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,500 This is Billu's paan shop. 150 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,708 No fucking fucker, will fuck around here! 151 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:33,333 Is that clear, Mr. Magnet, son of Mr. Blacksmith? 152 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,166 -Yes, brother. -Leave! 153 00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:40,625 My dear daddy! You've arrived! 154 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,750 Look at this crowd. 155 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,666 What a tight slap to that traitor Dinesh! 156 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,416 -Whack! Whack! -Boom! Bam! 157 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,083 -One classic paan! -Spruce it up a little... 158 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,791 Don't you have mints? 159 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,583 -No, just betel nut. -Oh, he's got sweet paan as well? 160 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,041 -Give us one. -Give us two of those. 161 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,708 One is just not good enough. 162 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:58,916 Every Avenger needs a Nick Fury, daddy! 163 00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:01,291 Every Michael needs a Veto Corleone. 164 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:05,458 No more hide-n-seek, it's time for shock-n-awe! 165 00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,708 You are going to need us, daddy! 166 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,875 This girl is going to change the life of the youth of Lormi. 167 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:17,125 -Put this on our tab, daddy. -Somu and Chotu! 168 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,125 Bro, I don't give credit. 169 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,625 Start now. 170 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:27,375 History will tell you, a paan shop can't afford to not give credit! 171 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,958 That's the tradition! 172 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,750 This girl is your lucky charm. 173 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,541 This girl is your luck charm! 174 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,583 This girl is your lucky charm. 175 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:14,458 Two plus two For you is 16 176 00:19:14,625 --> 00:19:19,000 You're my rose flavored cigarette 177 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:23,291 You're the sweet paan in my store 178 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:30,333 My heart sings When I see you at your door 179 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,875 Use the imported one! 180 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:24,000 WELCOMES YOU 181 00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:28,750 You're a fairy tale The dream of every guy 182 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:33,291 I'm the nobody You're the apple of every eye 183 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:37,625 I'm the tall glass You're the sweet red wine 184 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:41,833 I'm a lit joint You're its crazy high 185 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:46,375 The winds They blow the minty air 186 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:50,333 A saffron mist rises everywhere 187 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:55,041 I'm a tale of ache and despair 188 00:20:55,208 --> 00:21:02,208 You're a salve of love and care 189 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,875 That's for the last month's supplies. 190 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,500 I need new supplies, sir. 191 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,291 How much? 192 00:21:20,125 --> 00:21:23,250 Five packets of Bengali paan, two packets of country tobacco... 193 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:27,500 Two plus two For you is 36 194 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:31,125 When I see you at your door I become... 195 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,000 And a box of milk chocolates. 196 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,333 Two plus two For you is 16 197 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:43,041 My heart sings When I see you at your door 198 00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:46,500 What's cooking, Papa? 199 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:47,916 The usual, beans. 200 00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:49,708 Oh, come on, Mr. Watchman! 201 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:53,833 Veggies are for the cattle. 202 00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:56,000 Here! 203 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,500 It's fresh. 204 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,208 Chicken? 205 00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:01,208 Great. 206 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:03,791 I've got something else. 207 00:22:06,208 --> 00:22:07,458 Scotch? 208 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,250 You know it gives me a headache. 209 00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:13,791 Never mind, I'll make do. 210 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:51,166 Drive faster, you idiot! 211 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,333 She should know that I am tailing her! 212 00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,250 She drives really fast! 213 00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:01,791 So, what's stopping you? 214 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,875 Run over anyone who gets in the way! 215 00:23:05,041 --> 00:23:07,125 This is my fucking town! 216 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:20,333 Come. 217 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,416 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 218 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,666 Greetings, Shila! 219 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:26,250 Hello. 220 00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:29,375 No one bothered to tell me there's a new paan shop in town? 221 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,041 Brother, this is Billu. 222 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,083 -He was a guard in the forest department -Sorry, sir. 223 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,166 Forest. 224 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,500 -Right, I met Mr. DFO yesterday. -How would you like your paan? 225 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:44,000 Sweet, saucy, finely chopped betel-nuts and double the cardamom. 226 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:49,833 So, I told him, you keep yapping about the 21 jungle cats in your reserve... 227 00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,250 I didn't see a single tiger when I went there! 228 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,250 Where did all the tigers go? 229 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,666 Did they vanish into thin air? 230 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,750 Shot and decorated on walls, brother. 231 00:23:59,291 --> 00:24:00,875 Mr. Magnet is here as well. 232 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:01,958 Yes, brother. 233 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,458 Paan. 234 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,000 Top notch! 235 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,708 He has magical hands, brother! 236 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,916 Billu, paan is what makes a man! 237 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,416 You have my blessings! 238 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:28,625 If you ever have a problem just come to the party office, okay? 239 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,166 Wow! It has brightened our life! 240 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,625 Brother, it's out. 241 00:24:40,791 --> 00:24:42,083 No, it's burning bright! 242 00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:45,291 I have to go to the city council to help my mother out. 243 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:46,416 Let's go. 244 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,125 -No corruption, no scandal! -Vote for the candle! 245 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,291 -Your head, my sandal! -Fuck the candle! 246 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,708 Tasty peanuts! 247 00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:06,666 Shila will ruin everything. 248 00:25:07,416 --> 00:25:09,291 He scared all the boys away. 249 00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:19,000 What's her day like? 250 00:25:19,791 --> 00:25:22,291 -She drops her brother to school. -One. 251 00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:23,833 -And comes back. -Two. 252 00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:25,250 -Then, she goes to school herself. -Third. 253 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,666 -And comes back. -Four. 254 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,000 Four times. 255 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,416 These are the only instances she comes out, right? 256 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:38,000 Speak up! 257 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:41,625 No, doesn't come out often. She's very homely. 258 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,083 Homely? 259 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,208 We have a problem, daddy. 260 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:49,625 Shila is going to hog all her time. 261 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:51,625 All the other boys are going to lose heart. 262 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,625 What now? 263 00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:57,083 There's no need to be nervous. 264 00:25:57,458 --> 00:26:00,083 Give us a nice paan, I'll just take a leak. 265 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:01,375 Have your paan first, daddy! 266 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:03,833 Why are you in a hurry, daddy? I'll eat it after I pee. 267 00:26:04,041 --> 00:26:05,208 Paan after taking a leak? 268 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,291 Is it against your virtue? 269 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,416 No, no, you'll just get your hands dirty. 270 00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:12,500 Normally you spill a drop or two when you take a leak, right? 271 00:26:12,625 --> 00:26:14,166 So? Piss is no poison! 272 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:16,750 Daddy, in fact drinking your own piss is very good for health! 273 00:26:16,833 --> 00:26:19,250 Yuck! What's wrong with you, daddy? 274 00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:21,541 I'm not kidding, daddy. Morarji Desai used to do it! 275 00:26:21,625 --> 00:26:23,250 -The Ex-Prime Minister? -Yeah! 276 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,333 So what? 277 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,583 That doesn't mean I have to. 278 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,666 Bottoms up on pee, like it's the finest scotch! 279 00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:33,250 Hey! I will not tolerate any loose talk about our Prime Minister, man! 280 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,916 You're an emotional man, daddy. 281 00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:36,083 Damn right. 282 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,750 You always waste my time loitering around. It's not okay! 283 00:26:39,375 --> 00:26:40,791 Have you lost it? 284 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,750 History will tell you... 285 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:44,500 behind every successful paan shop is a loitering bunch... 286 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:45,666 who can't get the girl! 287 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,750 And this Shila is about piss all over your bright future! 288 00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:51,583 Do something about it, daddy! 289 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:56,125 Is there no one in all of Lormi who could teach Shila some manners? 290 00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:57,625 Are you feeling constipated? 291 00:26:58,291 --> 00:26:59,333 Right? 292 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:01,625 What an idea, daddy! 293 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:05,958 I know the Vito to this Michael Corleone! 294 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,166 Someone who will make Shila piss his pants! 295 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,291 Did you get it? 296 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:15,916 The guy who made his debut with the commissioner's daughter in 1999. 297 00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:19,208 And then he deflowered Bhavna Mandharia in 2003. 298 00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:23,125 Only a diamond can cut another diamond. 299 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:25,208 Only a business baron can trump this political prince. 300 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:26,625 Divide and rule! 301 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:28,541 Come on! He'll be at the arcade! 302 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,458 -I need to pee, man. -We'll make a pit stop. 303 00:27:30,541 --> 00:27:32,791 -Okay, we'll stop near the school. -Yeah, we'll pee together! 304 00:27:36,791 --> 00:27:39,125 Love is blind, daddy! 305 00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:40,458 What's the context, daddy? 306 00:27:40,541 --> 00:27:41,958 There's no context. But a connection. 307 00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:42,875 What connection? 308 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:44,333 From one heart to another, daddy! 309 00:27:44,416 --> 00:27:46,333 Whose heart, daddy? 310 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,333 Mr. Shiladitya Singh's heart! 311 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,791 The candle politician? 312 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:55,791 He follows Rinku Nanoria every day. 313 00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:02,041 But the entire city knows that, daddy. 314 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,541 That's not the news. 315 00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:05,541 Really? 316 00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:10,833 The news is that, this city has never seen an angel like Rinku Nanoria! 317 00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:15,125 Here comes my finishing move! 318 00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:19,583 Hey! 319 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,083 Put it on my tab. 320 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,708 -What tab? -Our tab! 321 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,708 I closed your tab last year. 322 00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,791 What the fuck? Why'd you that? 323 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,708 The Goddess of wealth showed up in my dream. 324 00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:35,250 She told me that as long as I offer you credit, 325 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,791 my luck will never change! 326 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,791 And the next day, I shut your tab. 327 00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:40,208 Popi, mind your language! 328 00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:43,916 Listen Bonnie and Clyde, shut your trap and pay up! 329 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,541 Pay up! 330 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:49,333 -What's this? -Mouth freshener. 331 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,916 Put it on my tab. 332 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,166 Okay. 333 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:01,458 Thank you, Aashu! 334 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,750 The great Mr. Aashu! How are you doing? 335 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:49,000 I'm good, Shila. 336 00:29:49,375 --> 00:29:51,083 You didn't come to Tinu's wedding? 337 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,916 I had been to Mumbai for a business trip. 338 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:58,000 Of course. The wedding was great. We missed you. 339 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:01,541 -Hey, Mr. Magnet... -The prick was in Kolkata! 340 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:02,958 -Hello. -And he claims it was Mumbai. 341 00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,166 I know his "business trips". 342 00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,041 Get me a soda. 343 00:30:07,166 --> 00:30:10,125 He has three mistresses in Kolkata. He visits Kolkata every month. 344 00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:14,166 We live in a democracy, my friend! Everyone is a free man. 345 00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:17,208 But freedom has its limits as well. 346 00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:19,583 Let's go. 347 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,833 It's an advance. I'll keep coming. 348 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,166 What you looking at, man? 349 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,500 Pick it up! 350 00:30:37,041 --> 00:30:40,333 Mr. Aashu only deals in 1000-rupee notes! 351 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,625 Brother, we need a favor. 352 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:46,833 Tell me. 353 00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:49,250 Now that you will be coming... 354 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:50,833 we were thinking of setting up a carrom board here. 355 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,208 Maybe even a small club? 356 00:30:52,291 --> 00:30:53,250 Right, brother. 357 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:56,000 We'll return the money in two months. 358 00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:57,791 Sure, let me think about it. 359 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,875 That's exactly what Shila said. 360 00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,125 He's been saying that for a month now. 361 00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:05,083 Take it from my shop tomorrow. 362 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,000 I'll do it first thing in the morning! 363 00:31:07,416 --> 00:31:08,625 Should I get the stand? 364 00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,333 What's this carrom nuisance, daddy? 365 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,000 It's not nuisance, daddy. It's business. 366 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,166 The boys are low on morale 367 00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:25,833 now that such experienced campaigners are after the chick. 368 00:31:25,916 --> 00:31:29,291 Carrom will make sure, we keep everyone in high spirits. 369 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,041 I don't want any spirits, high or low, around my shop. 370 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:34,333 My uptight and angry daddy! 371 00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:38,000 All your business is because of these high spirits and this Rinku chick. 372 00:31:38,166 --> 00:31:39,958 So, don't deny the masses their opium... 373 00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:41,291 or these boys will show you "Who's your daddy!" 374 00:31:41,375 --> 00:31:42,750 That's right. Let's go. 375 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,500 Where? 376 00:31:44,666 --> 00:31:46,875 -You ask too many questions, daddy. -He's a restless soul! 377 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,166 Just come. 378 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:50,458 I have a business to run, daddy. 379 00:31:50,541 --> 00:31:52,708 Business at this hour? 380 00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:56,666 Is the "homely" girl's gonna come out and buy a chocolate? 381 00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,666 -Give me one. -No! 382 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,791 You guys carry on. I'll come after I shut shop. 383 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,833 Yo mamma is so fat, he who won't come with us, is a rat! 384 00:32:03,916 --> 00:32:05,416 -Okay, I'm coming. -Cool. 385 00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:14,375 Now as Shila and Aashu slug it out in this tug of war... 386 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:17,083 we will win the tickets to the show. 387 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,166 And rake in the moolah! 388 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:22,833 But what's their beef? 389 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:25,291 Tell him, Somu. 390 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:28,125 You're the historian. Please do the honors! 391 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,666 Do you remember Ganesh theater? 392 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,125 Who owned it? 393 00:32:41,458 --> 00:32:43,708 Mr. Sultaniya, Aashu's grandfather. 394 00:32:43,791 --> 00:32:45,791 Shila's mom worked there as a manager. 395 00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:46,833 His mom? 396 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:49,750 I won't comment on his mother. 397 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:52,083 In the year 1996, 398 00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:54,250 when the movie Raja Hindustani was released. 399 00:32:54,791 --> 00:32:58,750 Lormi was declared a town and City Council elections were announced. 400 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:01,500 Aashu's grandfather contested from Bazaarpada, 401 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:03,958 his symbol was the rising sun. He was the obvious winner. 402 00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:08,583 But Shila's mother and her candle contested against him! 403 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:10,458 The town-folk thought she'd lost her mind. 404 00:33:10,916 --> 00:33:16,083 But when the results were declared, the candle had swallowed the rising sun! 405 00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,250 Shila's mother had won. 406 00:33:18,791 --> 00:33:21,833 Aashu's grandfather couldn't handle the shock. 407 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:26,250 He embraced celibacy! 408 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:34,083 I can't feel my face, bro. 409 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:35,708 I think Somu let one loose. 410 00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:37,500 This idiot thinks too much. 411 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:41,166 And this one talks too much. Stop talking! 412 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,333 Get lost!!! 413 00:33:42,416 --> 00:33:44,625 -I think he needs an exorcism! -Get lost! 414 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:46,083 I'll show you exorcism! 415 00:33:50,291 --> 00:33:52,500 Hail Mahadev! 416 00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,541 Hail Mahadev! 417 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,958 Hail Mahadev! 418 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:08,958 That's alright. 419 00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:12,083 Where will you get the carrom board from? 420 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:23,833 What is Aashu's shop called? 421 00:34:25,291 --> 00:34:26,291 Yeah! 422 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:30,291 That's right. 423 00:34:40,833 --> 00:34:42,000 100 more. 424 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,625 A bigger board-- 425 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:49,916 Make sure he knows I've paid for it. 426 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,041 Yes, of course. 427 00:34:53,375 --> 00:34:56,541 If you internalize this power... 428 00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:59,625 18 pegs have to be sacrificed, just to save the queen, daddy! 429 00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:01,375 Lovers, like these pegs, are fools. 430 00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:05,500 Romeo-Juliet films have made them soft. 431 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:12,416 The queen ultimately belongs to the king. 432 00:35:19,416 --> 00:35:20,541 Yes, sir? 433 00:35:23,791 --> 00:35:25,125 Hey, move aside! 434 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,000 Just move! 435 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,208 Daddy, who's this new daddy? 436 00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:55,750 He looks like The Rock! 437 00:35:57,250 --> 00:35:58,666 Look at the jacket, Scorpion King! 438 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:02,333 He's the DFO's elder son, Vitesh. 439 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:14,500 Hello, brother. 440 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:19,708 Greetings! 441 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,916 When did you get back from the city? 442 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,666 How's Mr. DFO? 443 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,041 He must be out on tour. 444 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:35,916 We met him last year, such a generous soul. 445 00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,166 He's very helpful. 446 00:36:41,625 --> 00:36:43,458 Brother, your laces... 447 00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:56,333 Brother, if you could donate a cooler for the carrom club... 448 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:58,125 It's so hot these days. 449 00:37:50,250 --> 00:37:51,458 Go! Come on! 450 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:28,875 Does she look at the moon? 451 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,375 Do you know the answer, miss? 452 00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:33,958 Please sit. Tell me. 453 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,208 Mr. Teacher! How are you doing? 454 00:38:37,541 --> 00:38:39,708 I'm good, Mr. Shila. Why are you here? 455 00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:43,458 I've heard there's a promising young student in your school. 456 00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:44,666 What's his name? 457 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,875 He's made us proud in long jump, we are here to felicitate him. 458 00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:51,125 Call him. 459 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,500 Show yourself, Raju Tempre. 460 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,500 He fixes punctures in a cycle shop these days. 461 00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:03,666 Gotta felicitate someone now that we are here. 462 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Has anyone in this room achieved anything? 463 00:39:11,333 --> 00:39:12,500 Anybody? 464 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:17,583 This is your star-studded school? 465 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:20,083 Is this how you're utilizing the school budget? 466 00:39:20,333 --> 00:39:22,166 Is it being utilized for the kids? 467 00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:26,041 Where's that high-jump-Kamlesh? 468 00:39:26,208 --> 00:39:27,666 Sir, he dropped out. 469 00:39:29,625 --> 00:39:32,458 Education has taken the backseat, Mr. Teacher! 470 00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:35,208 There will be consequences! 471 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:38,958 Sir, Moti wins the bronze in javelin throw every year! 472 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:40,125 Where's Moti? 473 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:44,416 Is he the one? 474 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:45,791 Keep it up! 475 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,958 Hey, get in line. 476 00:39:57,041 --> 00:40:00,208 Chill out, daddy. He's a fellow investor! 477 00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,916 What's going on? 478 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:06,041 We're preparing for the math test. 479 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:07,833 You mind your shop! 480 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,041 This is a betting ledger! 481 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:12,291 What the hell is going on? 482 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:13,291 It's not betting. 483 00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:14,708 It's a race! 484 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:18,333 The race for Rinku Nanoria's heart! If you wanna play, get in line! 485 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:19,750 Who's leading? 486 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:22,125 Aashu. He has the odds of 90 to 100. 487 00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:26,250 Shila at 75 and that Chimney at ten. 488 00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:28,791 The DFO's prince. 489 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,583 The rascal burnt my shirt. 490 00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,416 This is wrong. I don't approve of this. Everybody leave! 491 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:34,958 Bro... 492 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,916 spare a thought for us. 493 00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:38,958 We don't have a shot at the girl anymore. 494 00:40:39,041 --> 00:40:40,333 This game will provide some entertainment. 495 00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:41,833 -That's true. -He's right! 496 00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:44,708 Why would we come here? There are other paan shops in the city! 497 00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:47,750 Here, Somu, 200 bucks on Chimney! 498 00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:50,333 Planning on winning big, are we, Mr. Magnet? 499 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:56,750 Wanna have some chicken? 500 00:40:57,041 --> 00:40:58,208 Papa, you're becoming an alcoholic! 501 00:40:58,291 --> 00:41:00,250 It is not me who drinks the wine, but the wine that-- 502 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,625 There's no need to get all Shakespearean about it! 503 00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,708 You need to talk to Mr. DFO. 504 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:07,125 His son smokes a lot. 505 00:41:07,250 --> 00:41:08,708 Why do we care? 506 00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:11,708 My father smoked all the time. 507 00:41:12,041 --> 00:41:13,250 He didn't even get a sore throat. 508 00:41:13,375 --> 00:41:15,125 We live in a different era. 509 00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:17,458 Nowadays, it's common to get cancer. 510 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:20,250 Why do we care? His father can pay for his treatment. 511 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,333 I never interfere in the boss' private life. 512 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,166 I thought you took your duty seriously. 513 00:41:27,041 --> 00:41:28,791 He is burning his lungs out. 514 00:41:28,916 --> 00:41:30,791 Do you want that to happen to your generous boss? 515 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,666 I don't want you accusing me of selling him cigarettes. 516 00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:37,250 I won't. 517 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:42,166 I don't care either. It was my duty to inform you. 518 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:45,250 The more he smokes, the more money I earn. 519 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:50,750 That's true. 520 00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:58,708 Give me the imported one! 521 00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:05,916 Hold on. 522 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:36,833 Who the fuck is it? 523 00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,833 Mr. Teacher, it's Billu. 524 00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:47,291 Billu, my boy! 525 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:52,125 Come. Come. 526 00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:56,500 What's up, my friend? 527 00:42:57,416 --> 00:42:58,958 Why are you here? 528 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,208 I need your help to write a letter. 529 00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:04,583 Bro... 530 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:07,208 my Hindi is extremely poor! 531 00:43:07,291 --> 00:43:10,083 No, actually, I need it in English. 532 00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:18,250 And what do you want me to write? 533 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,250 It's a love letter. 534 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,916 I have something for you as well. 535 00:43:31,416 --> 00:43:33,625 Billu, my boy, if it's love letter, I will definitely write it! 536 00:43:34,083 --> 00:43:35,916 Love is God, Billu, my boy! 537 00:43:37,958 --> 00:43:39,750 Just wait and watch. My English... 538 00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:43,416 will scare the shit out of... 539 00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:46,666 the best English teachers in the city! 540 00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:53,750 Where's my dictionary? 541 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:56,083 You're drinking a lot these days, brother. 542 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:59,833 I'm stuck here like the whiskey in this bottle! 543 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:03,541 And it's all because of that bastard! 544 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,708 Shiladitya Singh, or whatever. 545 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:09,291 He walks into my classroom and gives a fucking sermon... 546 00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:14,208 so that he can hit on that sweet girl. 547 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:16,416 There it is! 548 00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:18,666 My weapon of mass destruction! 549 00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:20,541 Who was Shila hitting on? 550 00:44:20,708 --> 00:44:22,291 Don't say his name. 551 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:27,666 If I see him, I'll beat him to pulp! 552 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:32,083 I'll beat him to pulp! 553 00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:34,541 He's trying to steal the love of my life. 554 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,750 Who's that? 555 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:46,375 Fucking asshole! You're her teacher! 556 00:44:46,666 --> 00:44:48,208 If you even look at her, 557 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,458 I'll shove the dictionary up your ass! 558 00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:52,958 Can you hear me? 559 00:44:53,375 --> 00:44:55,500 My sweet Rinku! 560 00:47:07,916 --> 00:47:11,500 BILLU LOVES RINKU 561 00:47:19,375 --> 00:47:23,500 A dagger pierces me like Romeo 562 00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:28,041 This scorching heat Now feels like snow 563 00:47:28,208 --> 00:47:32,333 I see you in that blue shirt And the red ribbon 564 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:37,416 It's the season of spring Wherever you tread 565 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:46,541 Two plus two For you is a million 566 00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:50,833 I have you I don't need God anymore 567 00:47:50,916 --> 00:47:55,083 Two plus two For you is 16 568 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:59,958 My heart sings When I see you at your door 569 00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,416 BILLU LOVES RINKU 570 00:48:41,958 --> 00:48:45,041 Papa, does "divide and rule" work? 571 00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:48,791 Tell me! 572 00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:52,250 Domestic liquor gives me a bad hangover. 573 00:48:53,458 --> 00:48:55,750 I'll get you your scotch today. Now tell me. 574 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:58,916 -It doesn't work. -What? 575 00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:01,041 It doesn't work. 576 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,875 "Bad-mouth and rule" is what works these days. 577 00:49:07,041 --> 00:49:08,916 Ranger Tripathi used do that. 578 00:49:10,125 --> 00:49:12,333 He would tattle about the DFO to the SDO... 579 00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:15,125 and tell on the SDO to the DFO. 580 00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,708 And the idiot got a promotion for that! 581 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:41,666 Hello, Mr. Aashu! 582 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,583 What is it? 583 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:50,250 I needed powder for the carrom. 584 00:49:50,916 --> 00:49:52,083 Done for the day? 585 00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:55,250 Yes. There's no business after 05:00 p.m. 586 00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,208 Yes, sir? 587 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:58,708 Give him five boxes of carrom powder. 588 00:49:58,791 --> 00:49:59,833 Okay, sir. 589 00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:08,041 How much does a carrom board cost? 590 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:09,875 Why do you want to know? 591 00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:11,458 I'm thinking I'll get one. 592 00:50:11,583 --> 00:50:13,125 The customers have increased. 593 00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:14,666 I see. 594 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,916 And, Shila's boys hog the other board all day. 595 00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:26,958 Why do you let them? 596 00:50:27,166 --> 00:50:28,291 How can I stop them? 597 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,083 You know how it is. 598 00:50:30,208 --> 00:50:32,000 What do you mean? 599 00:50:33,458 --> 00:50:35,125 Tell them I forbid it! 600 00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:36,083 You? 601 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,000 Of course! 602 00:50:37,083 --> 00:50:38,833 It's my bloody carrom board. 603 00:50:38,916 --> 00:50:40,875 Really? Those boys were saying-- 604 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:41,875 What were they saying? 605 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:46,375 -What were they saying? -No, nothing. 606 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:48,708 Okay, I have to go. 607 00:50:48,791 --> 00:50:49,791 Hey! Billu! 608 00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:51,541 What did they say? 609 00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,333 Sorry, brother. They said it. 610 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,541 There might be some confusion. 611 00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:02,708 Anyway, this divide and rule politics is destroying our town. 612 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:07,583 Leave the powder. I'll get it tomorrow. 613 00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:08,833 Sure. 614 00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:23,250 The weather's about to get hot and heavy, Chotu. 615 00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:27,500 Strong winds are brewing from the south, Somu. 616 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,625 What should we do? 617 00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:29,625 Hey! 618 00:51:29,875 --> 00:51:31,166 What the hell is this? 619 00:51:31,625 --> 00:51:33,791 Why are these boys always loitering here? 620 00:51:34,125 --> 00:51:35,041 They're customers, sir. 621 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,000 If that's the case, they should buy, pay and leave! 622 00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:38,375 Why are they here? 623 00:51:38,458 --> 00:51:40,125 What's wrong, Mr. Thakur? 624 00:51:40,291 --> 00:51:41,291 Please talk to him. 625 00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:43,416 This idiot encourages these ruffians to hang around here. 626 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:48,500 Look, Mr. Supervisor, the youth is like raging water. 627 00:51:48,916 --> 00:51:51,458 When there's a dam keeping it at bay, it's a beautiful sight. 628 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:54,083 Hell, it's even a picnic spot for families and lovers! 629 00:51:54,166 --> 00:51:56,375 But do you know what happens when this dam breaks? 630 00:51:56,791 --> 00:52:00,166 You should know you're the irrigation supervisor after all. 631 00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:01,416 You're right, brother. 632 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,041 Just the paan shop would've been okay. 633 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:05,583 -But now there's this carrom board! -Hey! 634 00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:07,416 The carrom board is a gift from me! 635 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:10,541 So that the youth of our town can interact, engage and be stimulated... 636 00:52:10,625 --> 00:52:12,250 by healthy exchange of ideas! 637 00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:15,083 But, brother, it's a decent neighborhood. 638 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,875 The decorum has to be maintained, right? 639 00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:19,875 Neighborhood, Mr. Thakur? This is just the outskirt of the town. 640 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:22,208 That's the reason I installed this carrom board here! 641 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,000 Do you want one for your colony as well? 642 00:52:25,875 --> 00:52:29,458 Exactly, Mr. Thakur. I'll send you a carrom board as well! 643 00:52:29,541 --> 00:52:31,541 I'll send it from my shop. 644 00:52:31,625 --> 00:52:35,750 Why take free stuff? I'll send you the money. 645 00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:39,333 I've installed this one for free. I can install the other one as well. 646 00:52:39,541 --> 00:52:40,541 What? 647 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,833 Come here! 648 00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:49,250 Yes, brother? 649 00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,666 What's he saying? 650 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:55,166 -What's he saying? -The truth! 651 00:52:55,291 --> 00:52:57,750 I'm not a politician! I don't make false promises! 652 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:01,916 Because your family was thrown out of politics! 653 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,750 Politics wasn't our cup of tea. 654 00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:06,875 Corruption and betrayal doesn't come to us naturally. 655 00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:21,208 You two are respected citizens of our town. 656 00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:23,541 Why are you fighting like goons? 657 00:53:23,708 --> 00:53:25,375 This is beneath you! 658 00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:29,541 This carrom represents your noble intentions, not your money! 659 00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:32,250 Yes, brother, you're breaking our hearts! 660 00:53:32,416 --> 00:53:35,375 And for what? For a silly carrom board? 661 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,458 This carrom has poisoned our town's atmosphere! 662 00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:43,458 -Let's break it! -No, Somu, no! 663 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,708 -Let me do it! -No, Somu, no! 664 00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:56,375 It's not my place to say this... 665 00:53:59,041 --> 00:54:00,791 but, why don't you two play for it? 666 00:54:05,416 --> 00:54:07,291 The carrom board belongs to the winner. 667 00:54:20,958 --> 00:54:21,833 Who's this guy? 668 00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:24,416 He's the DFO's son. 669 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,750 Okay, come on! Let's have a match! 670 00:54:34,833 --> 00:54:36,375 -Do it! -Let's go! 671 00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,500 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 672 00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:41,541 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 673 00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:43,208 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 674 00:54:43,375 --> 00:54:44,583 -Shila Bhaiyya! -Let's go! 675 00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:46,583 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 676 00:54:46,708 --> 00:54:50,250 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 677 00:54:50,375 --> 00:54:55,166 -No bribe, no scandal! -Vote for the candle! 678 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:58,666 -No bribe, no scandal! -Vote for the candle! 679 00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:25,208 Look at my sly heart, Blooming hopelessly 680 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:29,250 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 681 00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:41,208 Look at my sly heart, Blooming hopelessly 682 00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:45,083 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 683 00:55:45,208 --> 00:55:48,666 It throbs and pulsates 684 00:55:49,333 --> 00:55:53,208 With desires innate 685 00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:57,125 It throbs and pulsates 686 00:55:57,333 --> 00:56:00,833 With desires innate 687 00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:05,125 Look at the hearty smile it wears 688 00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:09,125 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 689 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:21,041 Look at my sly heart, Blooming hopelessly 690 00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:25,708 I stand nervous But it flutters freely 691 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:48,500 Drinks for everyone! My treat! 692 00:57:20,666 --> 00:57:25,750 This silly town has turned those shorts into pants. 693 00:57:28,041 --> 00:57:29,458 Where's the queen peg? 694 00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:33,416 Billu must have it. 695 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:35,333 -But where is he? -I don't know. 696 00:57:37,958 --> 00:57:40,000 Without paans or cigarettes, no one will hang out here. 697 00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:41,958 Unprofessional. 698 00:58:32,458 --> 00:58:37,708 The bee blossomed the flower But the prince stole its nectar 699 00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:43,666 The bee blossomed the flower But the prince stole its nectar 700 00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:49,125 The bee won't forget How his flower was ripped away. 701 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:55,375 The bee blossomed the flower But the prince stole its nectar 702 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:01,958 DISTRICT FORREST OFFICER LORMI 703 00:59:08,791 --> 00:59:10,583 Hello, I want to talk to the DFO! 704 00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:12,750 Who? 705 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:17,583 Who's Billu? You idiot! 706 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:20,500 Sorry, sir! May I know who's speaking? 707 00:59:20,583 --> 00:59:22,125 You bloody watchman! 708 00:59:22,625 --> 00:59:24,333 Let me talk to the DFO! 709 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:26,250 Sorry, sir! Sorry. 710 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:27,875 Just a minute, sir. 711 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:31,916 Hello? 712 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,208 Your darling son has started smoking. 713 00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,791 He smokes two packs every day! 714 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:39,208 Pull him up before he gets lung cancer! 715 00:59:40,291 --> 00:59:41,375 Who is this? 716 00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:46,708 A well-wisher. 717 01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:06,958 I had warned you, brother. 718 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:09,166 It can't stay a secret forever! 719 01:00:13,708 --> 01:00:16,833 Let's go. Sir wants to see you. 720 01:00:19,291 --> 01:00:20,291 Please. 721 01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:21,916 Let's go home. 722 01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:34,291 It's alright, sir. You're saving his lungs. 723 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:48,791 Billu, come here. 724 01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:55,666 This is for Shila's tab. 725 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:57,416 He's asked you to keep the change. 726 01:00:58,125 --> 01:00:59,583 I haven't seen him in a while. 727 01:00:59,791 --> 01:01:01,166 He'll never come here again. 728 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,250 You're the reason he lost! 729 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:05,208 Do you know how sad he is? 730 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,666 All you rascals are jealous of him... 731 01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:24,583 You can buy this teddy bear. 732 01:01:24,791 --> 01:01:28,125 -It's really cute. -You equally cute, ma'am! 733 01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:30,458 -Thank you. -Thanks. 734 01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,458 What do you want? 735 01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:42,250 The one's in the corner are for Father's Day. 736 01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:44,333 And the last one is for Sister's Day. 737 01:01:44,416 --> 01:01:45,583 -Okay? -Yes. 738 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:02,833 My dear brother-- 739 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:13,750 Yes, Mr. Aashu! 740 01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:16,125 No, no, they're ready! 741 01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,000 Chintu! 742 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:22,458 Take Mr. Aashu's wedding invitation cards to his house. 743 01:02:30,083 --> 01:02:31,583 Which one says, "I love you"? 744 01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:34,250 "I love you" card. 745 01:03:29,083 --> 01:03:30,833 Come on, man! One last game! 746 01:03:31,166 --> 01:03:32,708 Billu will soon be here. 747 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:34,875 My blood lusts for nicotine, daddy. 748 01:03:36,083 --> 01:03:37,791 I can't do without tobacco. 749 01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:50,291 Let's go. 750 01:03:50,791 --> 01:03:51,750 Where? 751 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:57,791 Where are we going? 752 01:06:11,166 --> 01:06:12,958 No drinks tonight? 753 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:16,625 You go inside. 754 01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:36,875 I have made my decision. 755 01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:38,291 What? 756 01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:43,375 You will marry the daughter of Jamnaprasad from Ranigaon village. 757 01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:46,291 Jitendra will go talk to them. 758 01:06:46,583 --> 01:06:48,041 Stop annoying me, Papa. 759 01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:53,958 My word is final! 760 01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:57,416 I'm not going to open this door! 761 01:06:57,500 --> 01:06:59,083 Let's see what you can do. 762 01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:06,291 Fly away dear letter! 763 01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:10,416 I hope my friend is feeling better! 764 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:15,583 Dear Billu, I hope this letter finds you in good health. 765 01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:18,666 Why is your shop closed these days? 766 01:07:18,958 --> 01:07:21,666 Everyone is worried about you. 767 01:07:22,791 --> 01:07:24,666 Please focus on work. 768 01:07:25,791 --> 01:07:27,541 Yours forever, 769 01:07:28,041 --> 01:07:30,416 Sushant Tiwari Vijay... 770 01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:35,416 and Mudit Mohan Shukla aka Somu and Chotu. 771 01:07:38,416 --> 01:07:40,208 Mr. Dubey was right. 772 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,875 If a boy doesn't find a woman on time, 773 01:07:43,708 --> 01:07:45,708 he never becomes a man! 774 01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:15,875 What is this? 775 01:09:19,375 --> 01:09:22,125 Two boys came on a bike and threw it. 776 01:09:22,208 --> 01:09:23,500 You know them? 777 01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:26,250 No, they had covered their face. 778 01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:39,125 Listen, Billu... 779 01:09:41,291 --> 01:09:42,916 Mr. Chopra said... 780 01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:45,541 you haven't paid him for the supplies. 781 01:09:46,833 --> 01:09:48,208 Is everything alright? 782 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:51,291 You don't need to worry about it. 783 01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:52,625 I'll handle him. 784 01:10:10,541 --> 01:10:12,833 LOITERING AROUND THE SHOP IS NOT ALLOWED 785 01:10:12,916 --> 01:10:14,500 NO CREDIT ONLY CASH 786 01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:18,125 Is this a paan shop or a government office? 787 01:10:19,833 --> 01:10:22,083 It's a matter of principle, daddy. 788 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,500 Every business needs some rules. 789 01:10:25,583 --> 01:10:28,125 For business, you need to open your shop first. 790 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:30,291 Getting your panties in a bunch won't cut it. 791 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:33,083 Why don't you mind your own business, daddy? 792 01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:35,916 Let's see if you say the same to Mr. Chopra. 793 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,958 He's been looking for you all over the town. 794 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,541 You need to shut your mouth, daddy! 795 01:10:40,625 --> 01:10:41,958 Your brain is full of shit, you need a laxative. 796 01:10:42,041 --> 01:10:43,541 -You're the one who needs it. -Fuck off! 797 01:10:44,166 --> 01:10:45,125 Bitch. 798 01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:48,541 Mind your language, daddy! 799 01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:50,333 Really? What are you gonna do about it? 800 01:10:50,416 --> 01:10:51,791 Let it go, daddy! 801 01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:56,166 Hey! Stop it! 802 01:10:57,416 --> 01:11:00,166 Bhadauriya is here! Run! 803 01:11:05,916 --> 01:11:07,208 Who? 804 01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:08,875 Which planet are you living on? 805 01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:11,041 He's the new super cop. Raju's betting ring, 806 01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:13,208 Gigi's hooch bar, Bhageri's pot den, he's shut them all down! 807 01:11:13,291 --> 01:11:14,791 Talks tough, slaps harder! 808 01:11:14,875 --> 01:11:18,916 Don't leave me! Wait for me! 809 01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:52,458 Did he go to the girl's house? 810 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,166 Did he say something? 811 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,291 No, he was looking at us. 812 01:11:57,750 --> 01:11:58,708 He'll definitely be back. 813 01:11:58,791 --> 01:11:59,916 Let's go! 814 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,708 Wait! Stop! This isn't a girl's college. 815 01:12:02,875 --> 01:12:04,541 He can't book us under "Operation Eve teasing." 816 01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:05,916 Look! 817 01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:07,583 He's taking a stand for you! 818 01:12:07,916 --> 01:12:09,625 And you broke my glasses! 819 01:12:10,375 --> 01:12:11,916 Come on! Patch things up. 820 01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:15,458 Come on, hug it out! 821 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:18,791 Stop this PDA! 822 01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:20,166 Come here! 823 01:12:21,708 --> 01:12:22,708 We're just friends, sir. 824 01:12:22,791 --> 01:12:25,166 Did I ask you? Did I? 825 01:12:26,125 --> 01:12:27,166 Assholes! 826 01:12:27,458 --> 01:12:29,625 Why are you guys lollygagging here? 827 01:12:29,708 --> 01:12:32,458 Don't you have jobs? 828 01:12:32,916 --> 01:12:34,166 Whose shop is this? 829 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,875 -It's my shop, sir. -Come here. 830 01:12:39,541 --> 01:12:40,458 Name? 831 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:41,500 Tell me your name! 832 01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:45,416 What's this goo in your hair? 833 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:46,583 It's gel, sir. 834 01:12:47,416 --> 01:12:49,791 Get on your knees. 835 01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:52,833 Do you have a municipal license for the shop? 836 01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:56,500 Can you hear me? 837 01:12:56,916 --> 01:12:57,833 No, sir. 838 01:13:01,375 --> 01:13:02,541 Who threw the card? 839 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:06,583 I don't know, sir. They had covered their faces. 840 01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,875 They had covered their faces? 841 01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,541 All you assholes harass the poor girl every day! 842 01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:14,333 Don't you guys have women in your family? 843 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:16,666 I don't, sir. 844 01:13:19,083 --> 01:13:20,333 Fucking asshole! 845 01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:22,125 You think you're a smartass! 846 01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:23,791 Bloody smartass! 847 01:13:24,583 --> 01:13:26,333 Apologize to them! 848 01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:27,875 Apologize to them! 849 01:13:29,250 --> 01:13:30,208 Fold your hands! 850 01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:32,166 Sorry, sir! 851 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,166 -I want you to mean it! -Sorry, sir. 852 01:13:37,583 --> 01:13:39,208 Get down and say sorry. 853 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:40,708 Sorry, sir. 854 01:13:43,541 --> 01:13:45,125 Listen up, assholes! 855 01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:47,166 If-- 856 01:13:47,625 --> 01:13:48,708 Hey! 857 01:13:52,083 --> 01:13:54,500 If I see a single guy standing here... 858 01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:57,583 I'll shove my baton so far up your ass, it'll come out your nose. 859 01:13:57,875 --> 01:13:58,833 Get down! 860 01:14:45,708 --> 01:14:47,583 Get up. 861 01:14:48,541 --> 01:14:49,500 It's okay. 862 01:15:17,541 --> 01:15:21,833 You're the butt of every joke 863 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:32,291 They're laughing All the town folk 864 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,583 Hail the holy Goddess! 865 01:15:36,083 --> 01:15:37,583 All hail! 866 01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:41,458 You got an itch That you can't scratch 867 01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:46,041 You're down every ditch You've become the town-bitch! 868 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:48,166 Yeah, the town-bitch! 869 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:53,541 You got an itch You've been scratching like a bitch 870 01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:57,458 You're down every ditch You've become the town-bitch! 871 01:15:57,541 --> 01:16:01,541 So, let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 872 01:16:01,666 --> 01:16:04,375 Run riot, like a man possessed! 873 01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:07,625 So, let's raise a ruckus 874 01:16:08,708 --> 01:16:12,041 Like a man possessed 875 01:16:12,541 --> 01:16:15,750 And let's make a mess 876 01:16:16,708 --> 01:16:19,250 Run riot, like a man possessed! 877 01:16:19,583 --> 01:16:20,833 Get married. 878 01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,958 It gets lonely once you start growing old. 879 01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,916 After your mother's death... 880 01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:36,000 I've stopped socializing. 881 01:16:37,666 --> 01:16:39,250 If you get married... 882 01:16:40,541 --> 01:16:42,708 we'll be a part of the society once again . 883 01:16:54,166 --> 01:16:58,083 The world's a forest wild And you're the tiger's bait 884 01:16:58,208 --> 01:17:02,708 Bro pick up a gun Before it's too late! 885 01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:18,125 Baba, when I was in fifth grade... 886 01:17:19,625 --> 01:17:22,000 the DFO had a big birthday party for his son. 887 01:17:24,375 --> 01:17:26,958 I begged Papa to take me along. 888 01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:28,833 But he didn't. 889 01:17:30,958 --> 01:17:31,833 I cried. 890 01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,083 I cried my eyes out. 891 01:17:35,291 --> 01:17:36,958 My mother, just to cheer me up, 892 01:17:37,541 --> 01:17:39,458 threw me a birthday party. 893 01:17:41,083 --> 01:17:43,375 She called a couple of boys from the neighborhood... 894 01:17:44,666 --> 01:17:48,583 and propped up a candle on some biscuits in a dish. 895 01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:53,375 But I didn't stop crying. 896 01:17:56,125 --> 01:17:57,541 Because no one got me gifts. 897 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,375 My mother was very considerate. 898 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,541 She died of lung cancer. 899 01:18:10,875 --> 01:18:14,708 Baba, you know why the forest department wants to save the tigers? 900 01:18:18,083 --> 01:18:20,000 Because if there are no tigers, to eat the deer... 901 01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:22,041 the forest won't survive. 902 01:18:25,375 --> 01:18:27,000 The world is full of tigers... 903 01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:30,291 and I am a deer. 904 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:37,458 Life is a river my child... 905 01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:45,250 you can either build yourself a boat or swim with the current. 906 01:18:46,916 --> 01:18:49,666 But if you swim against the tide, you will surely die. 907 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,958 Like I died... 908 01:18:53,583 --> 01:18:56,250 pining for that unfaithful woman. 909 01:18:58,958 --> 01:18:59,958 What woman? 910 01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:32,500 RAMKALI 911 01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:50,500 The world's a forest wild With trees that shine and glitter 912 01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:54,375 Don't you eat the fruits Every one of them is bitter! 913 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:58,500 So, let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 914 01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:01,291 Run riot Like a possessed man! 915 01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:05,208 So, let's raise a ruckus 916 01:20:05,541 --> 01:20:09,875 And let's make a mess 917 01:20:19,791 --> 01:20:23,666 You're like a dog's tail Twisted to the core 918 01:20:23,791 --> 01:20:27,708 But there's a twist in your tale You're now Mr. Hardcore! 919 01:20:27,791 --> 01:20:31,708 Hurl a stone or grab a stick 920 01:20:31,791 --> 01:20:35,500 Hoist your flag, nice and quick And let them hear your rifle click 921 01:20:35,666 --> 01:20:39,708 Let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 922 01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:43,416 Run riot Like a possessed man! 923 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:53,625 You zoom past Leaving a trail of dust so cool 924 01:20:53,708 --> 01:20:55,458 You're a high school drop-out 925 01:20:57,708 --> 01:21:01,708 Spew out into the air The embers of your heart 926 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:05,416 Hold a match to your mouth Let this fire start 927 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:07,458 Let's raise a ruckus 928 01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:13,625 And let's make a mess 929 01:21:13,708 --> 01:21:17,833 Run riot Like a possessed man! 930 01:21:27,291 --> 01:21:31,750 Let's raise a ruckus And let's make a mess 931 01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:35,458 Run riot Like a possessed man! 932 01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:39,416 Run riot Like a possessed man! 933 01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:46,541 Run riot Like a possessed man! 934 01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:11,833 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 935 01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:15,750 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 936 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,000 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 937 01:22:30,916 --> 01:22:33,083 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH. 938 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:38,250 What is this nonsense? 939 01:22:38,750 --> 01:22:41,083 I trusted this bugger and gave him credit. 940 01:22:41,166 --> 01:22:44,041 And I haven't seen a dime in the last four months! 941 01:22:46,291 --> 01:22:48,625 Billu is this true? 942 01:22:49,166 --> 01:22:51,250 -Papa, go inside. -Tell me what's wrong. 943 01:22:51,333 --> 01:22:52,458 Papa, just go inside! 944 01:22:59,083 --> 01:23:01,541 You'll get your money, Mr. Chopra. I just need some time. 945 01:23:01,625 --> 01:23:02,791 Time for what? 946 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:04,458 You don't even open your shop anymore! 947 01:23:04,541 --> 01:23:05,791 How will you pay me back? 948 01:23:05,916 --> 01:23:08,833 -He'll pay, Mr. Chopra. I'll talk to him. -We'll talk to him. 949 01:23:08,916 --> 01:23:10,416 What will you say? 950 01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:12,000 I don't care! 951 01:23:12,208 --> 01:23:14,875 I need the money right now! 952 01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,416 Go inside, Papa! 953 01:23:17,750 --> 01:23:20,041 Mr. Chopra, he's just starting out. 954 01:23:20,416 --> 01:23:22,458 He doesn't understand business! 955 01:23:26,458 --> 01:23:27,541 -Sit. -Shut up. 956 01:23:27,625 --> 01:23:29,333 Every business has ups and downs. 957 01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:31,333 The shop will open on time starting tomorrow. 958 01:23:31,541 --> 01:23:33,416 You'll get the balance in 15 days. 959 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:43,833 And then they lived happily ever after! Show's over, go home! 960 01:23:49,541 --> 01:23:50,875 Tomorrow is New Year's Eve. 961 01:23:51,125 --> 01:23:51,958 So? 962 01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:53,500 The cops will be around. 963 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:55,166 Lay low for a week. 964 01:23:56,458 --> 01:23:58,166 No more compromises. 965 01:23:59,291 --> 01:24:01,000 My shop will open on time. 966 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:07,583 She must've really broken someone's heart? 967 01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:10,208 Why else would he do this? 968 01:24:11,416 --> 01:24:13,375 I think it must be Chimney. 969 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:15,708 He always seemed to be a little crazy. 970 01:24:16,083 --> 01:24:17,791 History will tell you, daddy... 971 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:20,666 lovers are always a little crazy. 972 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:24,083 Is it done? 973 01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:27,166 Will it be done today? 974 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:42,125 Hey, Billu! 975 01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:44,500 Why was the shop closed? 976 01:24:45,625 --> 01:24:47,500 Are you scared of these cops? 977 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,666 Brother, you're rich and famous. 978 01:24:50,625 --> 01:24:52,541 A cop's Baton has never touched your body. 979 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,291 It takes a week to recover. 980 01:24:58,916 --> 01:25:00,458 Bastard! 981 01:25:07,166 --> 01:25:08,125 Look! 982 01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,583 They've started drinking as well! 983 01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:20,708 What if he sees this? 984 01:26:01,541 --> 01:26:03,208 Brother, let's go for a drive. 985 01:26:03,708 --> 01:26:06,333 We can party here. The town is dead man! 986 01:26:06,791 --> 01:26:10,125 Billu has opened his shop. Let's take a look. 987 01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:11,541 Really? Let's go. 988 01:26:13,958 --> 01:26:16,750 Get out of our way, Asshole! 989 01:26:16,833 --> 01:26:19,250 Fuck off! 990 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,583 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH 991 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:47,875 Happy new year, Mr. Aashu! 992 01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:51,416 Brother! 993 01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:55,041 No trip to Mumbai on the New Year's Eve? 994 01:26:55,416 --> 01:26:58,708 He does not go to Mumbai. He goes to Kolkata! 995 01:26:58,791 --> 01:26:59,666 Shut up. 996 01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:02,250 Don't mess with him! 997 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:05,625 Only the cheapskates go to Kolkata! 998 01:27:06,916 --> 01:27:09,625 He is a Mumbai guy, man! 999 01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:11,458 Am I right? 1000 01:27:11,541 --> 01:27:16,625 Shila! You know he doesn't like to talk when he's drinking. 1001 01:27:17,250 --> 01:27:18,541 I'm so sorry, Mr. Kaki! 1002 01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:20,708 -Can you please do this some-- -Fuck off! 1003 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:24,291 Fucking paan vendor! 1004 01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:27,041 What the fuck are you staring at? 1005 01:27:27,708 --> 01:27:28,666 Get lost! 1006 01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:31,375 Go get me a paan. 1007 01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:34,000 How's your sister? 1008 01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:36,583 And her husband? 1009 01:27:37,791 --> 01:27:40,041 I saw him at the railway station once. 1010 01:27:40,541 --> 01:27:42,250 Why don't you get him a rickshaw? 1011 01:27:42,375 --> 01:27:44,000 Maybe I can help you out? 1012 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:45,833 Shut your trap, Shila. 1013 01:27:48,041 --> 01:27:51,500 Maybe it'll help you think about where you can hide your face... 1014 01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:53,208 once you lose this election. 1015 01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:56,666 Maybe in Mr. Ratan's cement factory? 1016 01:27:56,833 --> 01:28:01,750 Shila can't go in there. Because his mom does, at night. 1017 01:28:02,916 --> 01:28:05,166 Motherfucker! 1018 01:28:14,541 --> 01:28:16,125 Fucking assholes! 1019 01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:18,666 This is not a public garden! 1020 01:28:18,791 --> 01:28:21,041 You can't just piss and leave! Fuck off! 1021 01:28:21,125 --> 01:28:23,083 Watch yourself, Billu! 1022 01:28:23,208 --> 01:28:25,083 You better watch yourself, motherfucker! 1023 01:28:25,375 --> 01:28:28,083 I've had enough of you assholes! 1024 01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:32,583 And you political twat! All fart, no shit! 1025 01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:34,875 -Get him! -Hey! 1026 01:28:37,208 --> 01:28:38,375 Have you lost it? 1027 01:29:01,416 --> 01:29:05,041 You tried to humiliate that girl! 1028 01:29:05,291 --> 01:29:07,125 You tried to humiliate that girl! 1029 01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:09,250 Fucking paan vendor! 1030 01:29:09,458 --> 01:29:13,166 Asshole! You want to be a hero, huh? 1031 01:29:14,041 --> 01:29:15,000 Asshole! 1032 01:29:15,958 --> 01:29:18,500 You want to humiliate her? 1033 01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:21,250 Wanna be a hero? 1034 01:29:23,541 --> 01:29:24,708 Fucking asshole! 1035 01:29:25,250 --> 01:29:26,416 Motherfucker! 1036 01:29:28,666 --> 01:29:29,916 Not my shop! 1037 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,541 Don't touch my fucking shop! 1038 01:29:38,375 --> 01:29:39,958 -What did you say? -Don't touch my shop! 1039 01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:42,083 -Let the poor guy go, sir-- -Enough! 1040 01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:45,958 Stay out of this, assholes! 1041 01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:47,708 -Stand straight! -What did you say? 1042 01:29:47,791 --> 01:29:49,166 Please don't touch my shop, sir. 1043 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:52,750 You wanna see what I do to your shop? 1044 01:29:52,875 --> 01:29:54,291 Come here. 1045 01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:09,708 Push! 1046 01:30:16,791 --> 01:30:18,875 Fucking asshole! 1047 01:30:19,333 --> 01:30:22,250 He wants to humiliate the poor girl! 1048 01:30:45,916 --> 01:30:48,916 CHAMAN BAHAAR 1049 01:30:57,750 --> 01:30:58,833 Get him. 1050 01:30:58,916 --> 01:30:59,875 Come on! 1051 01:31:01,333 --> 01:31:02,500 Shove him in. 1052 01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:18,541 -LORMI POLICE STATION -In yet another case of police brutality, 1053 01:31:18,625 --> 01:31:22,625 one errant cop, Mr. Bhadauriya, from Lormi police station has destroyed... 1054 01:31:22,708 --> 01:31:26,791 a poor paan vendor's shop under the guise of "Operation Eve Teasing". 1055 01:31:26,875 --> 01:31:29,125 He also attacked a peaceful gathering 1056 01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:31,708 of young boys, celebrating the new year. 1057 01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,541 I don't even celebrate the new year. 1058 01:31:33,791 --> 01:31:35,125 We were just playing carrom. 1059 01:31:35,208 --> 01:31:36,875 This cop came in and started acting like Rambo! 1060 01:31:36,958 --> 01:31:40,041 Stop this. Bhadauriya will beat the crap out of me. 1061 01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:42,708 Bhadauriya is history, man! Can't you see? 1062 01:31:42,791 --> 01:31:43,958 He's going to get transferred. 1063 01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:46,416 -Come on. -Not on camera. 1064 01:31:46,666 --> 01:31:48,291 No, I can't. 1065 01:31:55,083 --> 01:31:58,583 Look at the mess you've made, child. 1066 01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:00,791 DETENTION ROOM 1067 01:32:00,875 --> 01:32:02,750 You're Mr. Ramayan's son, right? 1068 01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:05,625 I'm sure he must be proud of you! 1069 01:32:14,083 --> 01:32:15,708 What about that nursery in Sitapur? 1070 01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:17,750 We've sent 25,000 plants, sir. 1071 01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:20,041 And Korea? 1072 01:32:20,291 --> 01:32:22,166 5,000 plants. They'll get them in two days. 1073 01:32:23,416 --> 01:32:24,541 Mr. Ramayan! 1074 01:32:24,833 --> 01:32:25,875 Yes, sir? 1075 01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:27,375 You didn't go to the police station? 1076 01:32:27,791 --> 01:32:30,541 Sir, I'm a government employee. 1077 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,208 How can I protest against the government? 1078 01:32:36,583 --> 01:32:40,041 Rumors are that this issue is about a girl 1079 01:32:40,125 --> 01:32:43,541 who has been named and shamed on the city's walls and currency notes. 1080 01:32:43,625 --> 01:32:45,458 But people aren't willing to talk about it. 1081 01:32:45,541 --> 01:32:47,125 He's a simple businessman. 1082 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,833 Our friend has been falsely implicated. 1083 01:32:49,916 --> 01:32:51,125 Hundreds of people pay at a shop. 1084 01:32:51,208 --> 01:32:53,750 A shopkeeper can't be responsible for every note he receives. 1085 01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:18,750 -Play the drums, ring the bell! -Fascist police go to hell! 1086 01:33:18,833 --> 01:33:20,416 -Shame on... -Lormi Police! 1087 01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:24,000 Just say whatever you want. 1088 01:33:48,500 --> 01:33:52,416 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1089 01:33:52,500 --> 01:33:56,583 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1090 01:33:56,666 --> 01:33:59,083 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1091 01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:02,291 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1092 01:34:02,916 --> 01:34:06,791 They brutality of the police can be seen clearly! Look at his face! 1093 01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:10,791 His face, his legs and back is swollen! 1094 01:34:10,875 --> 01:34:13,000 Look at the poor kid's back! 1095 01:34:13,083 --> 01:34:15,791 Does this happen in a civilized society? 1096 01:34:15,875 --> 01:34:18,041 We want Bhadauriya out. 1097 01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:21,000 And we want to save our town! 1098 01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:24,166 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1099 01:34:24,250 --> 01:34:29,208 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1100 01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:30,875 Son, where are you going? 1101 01:34:32,291 --> 01:34:33,291 Home. 1102 01:34:33,958 --> 01:34:37,250 You can go home later. The country needs you. 1103 01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,875 Son, you're an election issue now! 1104 01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,125 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1105 01:34:45,458 --> 01:34:48,875 The common man will not be terrorized! 1106 01:34:49,333 --> 01:34:52,208 I promise the people of Lormi... 1107 01:34:52,541 --> 01:34:58,333 I will not rest until Bhadauriya is transferred! 1108 01:34:58,666 --> 01:35:01,708 Billu's shop will be restored! 1109 01:35:02,083 --> 01:35:03,375 I will help him! 1110 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:05,416 -All hail! -Auntie! 1111 01:35:05,500 --> 01:35:07,541 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1112 01:35:07,625 --> 01:35:10,791 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1113 01:35:15,083 --> 01:35:17,333 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1114 01:35:25,291 --> 01:35:27,083 -All hail! -Auntie! 1115 01:35:27,166 --> 01:35:28,958 -All hail! -Auntie! 1116 01:35:29,041 --> 01:35:30,708 -All hail! -Auntie! 1117 01:35:30,791 --> 01:35:32,416 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1118 01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:34,166 -All hail! -Shila Bhaiyya! 1119 01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:36,000 -All hail! -Auntie! 1120 01:35:36,083 --> 01:35:37,750 -All hail! -Auntie! 1121 01:35:37,833 --> 01:35:41,500 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1122 01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:44,750 No bribe, no scandal! Vote for the candle! 1123 01:35:54,583 --> 01:35:56,250 People finally know your name. 1124 01:36:11,958 --> 01:36:13,083 The lunch is ready. 1125 01:36:13,625 --> 01:36:14,625 Eat it. 1126 01:36:16,166 --> 01:36:19,375 I need to go to the office. 1127 01:37:22,083 --> 01:37:25,208 LOITERING AROUND THE SHOP IS NOT ALLOWED 1128 01:37:53,041 --> 01:37:54,125 Come in. 1129 01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:57,041 Come in. 1130 01:37:58,541 --> 01:38:00,750 Don't take them off. 1131 01:38:02,166 --> 01:38:03,125 Come in. 1132 01:38:07,416 --> 01:38:08,541 Come in. 1133 01:38:18,708 --> 01:38:19,666 Sit. 1134 01:39:22,166 --> 01:39:23,791 I'm really sorry about... 1135 01:39:24,583 --> 01:39:26,833 what happened to you. 1136 01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:33,125 We used to live in Mungeli. 1137 01:39:35,666 --> 01:39:37,875 Mr. Bhadauriya was the officer in charge at Mungeli. 1138 01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:42,083 He's an old family friend from Jabalpur. 1139 01:39:44,041 --> 01:39:46,833 He's a little hot-headed. 1140 01:39:47,333 --> 01:39:52,750 We told him that your shop had been there... 1141 01:39:52,958 --> 01:39:54,625 before we moved in. 1142 01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:28,458 Is the tea ready, Rinku? 1143 01:40:42,041 --> 01:40:44,458 You paid for my bail. 1144 01:40:47,250 --> 01:40:49,041 The others just... 1145 01:40:51,875 --> 01:40:53,041 What's done... 1146 01:40:54,291 --> 01:40:55,500 is done. 1147 01:40:58,000 --> 01:40:59,208 Anyway... 1148 01:41:00,625 --> 01:41:02,125 we are now moving... 1149 01:41:02,916 --> 01:41:04,541 to Bilaspur. 1150 01:41:07,083 --> 01:41:08,916 This town just didn't suit us. 1151 01:41:27,875 --> 01:41:29,583 Have some tea. 1152 01:41:40,291 --> 01:41:41,291 I'm really sorry. 1153 01:44:02,041 --> 01:44:04,458 RINKU NANORIA IS A BITCH 1154 01:45:18,083 --> 01:45:19,416 What's up, daddy? 1155 01:45:19,916 --> 01:45:21,125 All good, daddy. 1156 01:45:29,291 --> 01:45:30,250 So... 1157 01:45:30,500 --> 01:45:32,625 where's the carrom setup these days? 1158 01:45:32,958 --> 01:45:34,708 Carrom's dead, bro. 1159 01:45:35,583 --> 01:45:36,833 Pool tables are the rage now. 1160 01:45:37,125 --> 01:45:38,250 Get with it. 1161 01:45:38,416 --> 01:45:39,458 Take this. 1162 01:45:39,708 --> 01:45:41,958 -No, daddy. Let it be. -Keep it, daddy. 1163 01:45:42,208 --> 01:45:43,791 Why don't you join us at Shila's place? 1164 01:45:44,041 --> 01:45:45,500 We've setup three tables! 1165 01:45:45,666 --> 01:45:47,500 The place is crazy, bro! 1166 01:45:48,916 --> 01:45:50,083 Sure, some day. 1167 01:45:50,916 --> 01:45:52,125 We'll see you. 1168 01:48:34,416 --> 01:48:41,166 LORMI MUNICIPAL CORPORATION WELCOMES YOU.